I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness
- if you are a vegan
- tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
- but if you ever
- tell me that im a killer
- or try to make me feel bad
- for eating meat
ok but consider this: you should feel bad.
ok but consider this: i WILL eat you
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
Here’s the dress I made for my local Renaissance Fair! It was inspired by this dress, pictured in a 15th century French manuscript illumination. The layers upon tightly-laced layers made it hard to do anything except sit up straight and get my family to do things for me, which was fine with me. ;) I received many compliments while walking around the Fair, which is super flattering considering all the amazing costumers there.
Anybody crazy in love with this costume? You’re in luck, because it is now available for purchase from my Etsy store!
8 notes? Really folks, this is a gorgeous and unique design. Nicely done.
Remember that time when Mississippi State took a photograph of me and put it on their brochure and shipped it out to the entire country and didn’t realize I had a massive hickey on my neck?
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*