Megan. Tulane University. 20. Have fun!

(Source: youtube.com)

nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

artistic-rising-demon:

See i feel like my president is the best part of the country

artistic-rising-demon:

See i feel like my president is the best part of the country

(Source: memewhore)

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

people who do their work as soon as they get it

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people who do their work

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work

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People

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but jensen tho

(Source: mairitheknight)

littaly:

bip-bop-bam:

littaly:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO

(Source: sexhaver)

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

tawnyscostumesandcuriosities:

define-x:

Here’s the dress I made for my local Renaissance Fair! It was inspired by this dress, pictured in a 15th century French manuscript illumination. The layers upon tightly-laced layers made it hard to do anything except sit up straight and get my family to do things for me, which was fine with me. ;) I received many compliments while walking around the Fair, which is super flattering considering all the amazing costumers there. 

Anybody crazy in love with this costume? You’re in luck, because it is now available for purchase from my Etsy store

8 notes?  Really folks, this is a gorgeous and unique design.  Nicely done.

v171:

Remember that time when Mississippi State took a photograph of me and put it on their brochure and shipped it out to the entire country and didn’t realize I had a massive hickey on my neck?

maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*