Megan. Tulane University. 19. Have fun!

Reblog this if you can read a hand clock

cartelgathering:

e-rer-i:

nomorefallingallifrey:

lumos5001:

askhumanitestitanlover:

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just curious

who can’t read a hand clock

a lot of people can’t

Modern children

A hand clock? You mean an analog clock? WOW.

(Source: askhumanitiestitanlover)

nudiemuse:

dollsahoy:

agentpaxieamor:

XKCD 4/18/2014

Mouse over text on the comic’s webpage: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.”

nudiemuse:

dollsahoy:

agentpaxieamor:

XKCD 4/18/2014

Mouse over text on the comic’s webpage: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.”

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

helpmypony:

cupcakesatthedisco:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HILARIOUS DANCE COSTUME NAMES ARE

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oh

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oh yes i love getting high off dance

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wat

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i think it’s trying to communicate

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i don’t understand either 

"When Will My Life Begin"

YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN A DANCER ALL YOUR LIFE WHEN 99% OF THESE ARE AS FAMILIAR AS THE BACK OF MY HAND

(Source: ceylonese-queen)

ch0rdate:

chacha-again:

sizvideos:

Who needs traffic lights? Not the drivers in Ethiopia - Video

This made me so uncomfortable.

this honestly gives me anxiety just looking at it

fandoms----unite asked:

Clearly you think I give a damn what people think of me. Most women will not go to back ally's for an abortion. Also it kind of shows how much you care about life if you don't care about a baby trying to get away. If you don't want to have a baby maybe you should I don't know NOT HAVE SEX. Sex is to reproduce and sometimes that's what will happen. If you are prepared for that responsibility don't have sex. It's really not that hard. Also you make me laugh with you sad excuse of an argument.

syrio-says-not-today:

lolatprolife:

"SEX IS FOR BABIES ONLY BABIES. ARE YOU TRYING TO HAVE A BABY? NO? WELL THEN EXCUSE ME YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO REMOVE THAT PENIS WITH EXTREME HASTE"

Well actually I fuck people because I’m most interested in the mutual pursuit of an orgasm. I certainly don’t do it to get pregnant. You mad? 

Why are you still here? Are you aware of how ridiculous you’re making yourself look? Like I don’t even have to try, you’re doing it yourself. - Leigh

"Well actually I fuck people because I’m most interested in the mutual pursuit of an orgasm."

If I didn’t already love you, that line pretty much sealed the deal.

(Source: fifthharmony)

andythanfiction:

teslaandhispigeon:

Can we please just tell every middle schooler this instead of making them feel embarrassed by their existence and their need to try new things? It would be much nicer to hear this through middle school and high school than it is to hear about how dumb your phase or whatever is and how much you’ll regret it in a year.

Damn, every time I see this go by my dash, it has, like, 10K more notes.  I’m awed by how much it seems to have meant to so many people, and incredibly moved to see so many notes saying that this has mattered.

andythanfiction:

teslaandhispigeon:

Can we please just tell every middle schooler this instead of making them feel embarrassed by their existence and their need to try new things? It would be much nicer to hear this through middle school and high school than it is to hear about how dumb your phase or whatever is and how much you’ll regret it in a year.

Damn, every time I see this go by my dash, it has, like, 10K more notes.  I’m awed by how much it seems to have meant to so many people, and incredibly moved to see so many notes saying that this has mattered.

sassbama:

iconic

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duncan-was-dead-first:

crystal-clefairy:

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oh my gosh this would be an adorable au tho

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strawberrystardust:

clear-as:

rowdy-redhead:

ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

Always reblog Polite Cat.

Goodness.

(Source: toptumbles)

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

godtie:

im-an-indoor-person:

godtie:

aliltodaleft:

godtie:

my boyfriend is in school to be a pharmacist 

Your boyfriend is ugly

im sorry

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what

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was

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that?

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hmm?

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How much for him? 3 potato? Can we negotiate? (I WILL PAY A LOT HE LOOKS LIKE LEO FUCKING VALDEZ HE IS HOT YOU GO ‘MATE) (nice girl)

shoo hes mine also im not a girl

blame-my-muses:

inkandash:

Someone asked me once, as a kind of dig at the movie, “Why someone like Zoe would have a dress?”
I looked right at him and said, “There’s only one white dress a woman like Zoe would keep. Her wedding dress.”

Well shit.

(Source: withnopowercomesnoresponsibility)